lee lee and theo

made me laugh

i saw this on twitter (of course) and had to share.

 Ed McMann, Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson. They say these things happen in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth free.

antique stickers

i ordered a puppet making kit and gave it to kid two.  she found a package of stickers that you have to lick and then stick them on.  she asked me what the stickers were.  i told her they were stickers and you lick them and put them on the puppets.  kid two asked me what side do you lick?  i told her and said there are stamps that you lick have you seen those?  she said only on tv.

omg!  stickers that you lick are now antique, who'd have guessed.

 

lee lee

barbie suite in vegas

look it's the barbie suite in vegas!  i want to stay here.

2350 square feet of pink!

snake used as a jump rope

i have a long list of things i never thought i would have to tell my children.  things i thought they would just know and some how they didn't.  i'll add this to the list.  kid one and kid two never play jump rope with a snake.

http://news.aol.com/article/boy-used-snake-as-jump-rope-police-say/492824

PITTSBURGH (May 20) - Pittsburgh police said a high school student was facing charges for using a biology class snake as a jump rope.

Why Drinking and Porcupines don't Mix!

  Okay LeeLee, I'm taking this one. Came across this from... where else? Twitter.

This has got to be one of the most idiotic things I've read (Of course there are a lot of idiotic things we see that get posted on www.leeleeandtheo.com!)

What I find unbelievable and blows my mind is that a law like this even exists! This obviously means that at some point in Florida history, there was a lot of this strange activity going on... perhaps of pedemic proportions... and a law had to be written to prevent the decline of the Floridian population... of humans, that is.

Then again, here's a reason for why the law does exist!

I don't want to give it away. You be the judge. Check it out.

CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY

 

 

the perfect mom's day gift an inflatable husband

Inflatable Husband

Blow Up Doll

Bored with your spouse's hot air

Tired of your "significant other" always weighing you down as you try to get things done. The Inflatable Husband will improve shopping time by 80%, not getting in the way of you using your credit card on the way to the checkout counter.  He is also a great listener that never talks back at the wrong time.  In fact, he never chimes in.

• All your friends will like him
• Won’t upset your parents
• Always willing to please
• Doesn’t watch football
• Never breaks wind
• Always faithful
• Floats

Approximately 3 Feet Tall

this is too funny! theo just to warn you there are days i would temporarily replace you for this husband.  the only thing that stops me is inflatable hubby is only 3 feet tall.  you know how i am about guys being too short for me.

lee lee

Okay lee lee, that's just plain stupid. This isn't an inflatable husband, it's a dead guy in a box! Never breaks wind? Dead guy. Always willing to please? Dead guy. Doesn't watch football? Oh come on now! Dead guy. Dead guy. Dead guy!

Hey the good news for you is, that at the rate you're killing me, I'll be in a box in no time! Pine box that is! :)

http://www.baronbob.com/inflatablehusband.htm

portable toilet saves life

http://current.com/items/90016742_plane-crash-lands-into-portable-toilets.htm

Plane crash-lands into portable toilets

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30535256/

A small airplane dropping from the sky after its engine failed wound up on a cushioning bunch of portable toilets — and the pilot was able to walk away apparently unhurt.

i bet that pilot will never complain about portable toilets again.

virgin mary on the pancake griddle

Holy pancakes! Virgin Mary seen on griddle

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30508304/

CALEXICO, Calif. - The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food — it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.

Restaurant manager Brenda Martinez says more than 100 people have flocked to the small town of Calexico on the California-Mexico border to gaze at the likeness of the Virgin Mary since it was discovered as the griddle was being cleaned.

Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet.

One, known as Mr. Tempest, says: "This is amazing. It's a true miracle."

Since the discovery, the griddle has been taken out of service and placed in a shrine in a storage room.

topics:  News,  Random,  WTF,  US News,  Current News USA,  Virgin Mary + add

http://current.com/items/90016743_holy-pancakes-virgin-mary-seen-on-griddle.htm

why didn't they show the griddle?  i guess you gave to visit to see the griddle.  i'm sure there is a fee to get a peak.  why don't i get anything miraculous on my griddle when i have pancakes.  oh, wait a minute i buy eggo frozen pancakes.  actually if i made pancakes from scratch the family would think it was a miracle.  they would line up and say "this is amazing.  it's a true miracle" (just like the wrestlers)

in the morning i'm going to make pancakes and check the griddle or i might just look at the cardboard inside the eggo box and see if i find anything inside.

lee lee

odd summer jobs

check out these odd summer jobs

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=116494&page=1

 Some delivery companies will actually pay $11 an hour to have someone sit in a truck, just so that a driver can use the carpool lane, according to Linda Haneborg of Express Personnel Services, an international staffing and recruiting company based in Oklahoma City.

sitting in a truck so the driver can use the carpool lane is the perfect slacker summer job.

" Haneborg says she had one client hire workers at $8 an hour simply to watch open manhole covers to make sure no one fell in.

no wait, i think we have a tie.  manhole watching, has potential.

A nudist colony in Spokane, Wash., posted an opening for an $8.50-an-hour cook to grill hot dogs for in-the-buff picnickers.

i'm not sure about this job.  do i have to be in the buff while i cook the hot dogs?  if the cook is naked (not just the customers) the pay should be much more than 8.50 an hour. you could get grease burns from the hot dogs and sun burn, well, you know from the sun. do they provide the sunscreen?   definitely not worth the money. 

A fish farm in Bremerton, Wash., was paying $7.50 an hour for salmon stunning, a process that involves disorienting the fish with a small electric shock and tagging them.

i have no idea how this job would be done.  my first thought is are you really suppose to have electricity and water so close together.  7.50 an hour with the potential to be electrocuted!? 

just venting

just venting

a mom was telling me her sons were all "boy" and that's why they don't take art classes. 

i didn't know people still thought like that! 

sometimes central fl is so different! 

maybe her sons could take an art class and paint a camouflage picture or a deer (being hunted) or an extremely large pickup truck.

just a thought...

lee lee