lee lee and theo

“Guest Rated #1 Shower” What the...?

Saw this billboard the other day (picture above):

“Guest Rated #1 Shower”

They’re kidding… right?

They mean to tell me that the showers at Holiday Inn Express are so good that their guests take the time to rate them? And they say, "WOW?" R – i – g – h - t!

I want Holiday Inn Express to produce the survey for me. I want to see the question that says:

1. On a scale of “1” to “10” where “1” stands for, “dust drips from the showerhead” and “10” stands for, "WOW!" please rate our showers.

Even if their showers were better than the one… say… at my house… to date, I have never... EVER... booked a hotel based on their showers! E - V - E - R!!

I mean THAT’S the BEST selling point that Holiday Inn Express has to offer to try to L – U – R – E me… you… to their hotel?

 

How about comfortable beds? Or a TV remote that WORKS!?! Don't forget the FREE Wi-Fi! Or MORE Creamora packs for the in-room coffee! But showers? I spend like what... 5 minutes in the shower?

 

Yeah... good selling point. I'm hooked! ~~Theo

menchies fro-yo

http://menchies.com/

i'm in love with menchies fro-yo!  fill the cup with frozen yogurt yourself, add all the toppings you want. (can you say strawberries, peanutbutter cups, cheesecake bits, granola...don't judge me!)

i'm planning my daily activities around menchies.  i think theo is ready to stage an intervention.

 

who is rod stewart?

theo and kid one went to the airport last night.  the highlight for kid one (he's 11) was seeing rod stewart.  he thought it was pretty cool and i agree.

we were at the park the next day and kid one told some of the parents that he saw rod stewart.  one of the parents looked at him and said "rod stewart i don't know who that is".  her husband was sitting next to her and he agreed, "no i've never heard of him"

omg!  where have these people been living?

What the ...?

Soooo... Leelee's mom fell and was taken to the hospital. She's still there... but she's doing much better.

While waiting in the Emergency Room (ER), my father-in-law and I couldn't help but notice three strange apparitions. I offer the following suggestions.

1. Dressed as ghosts, they thought they'd get an early start on Halloween (Damn Walmart for displaying their Halloween stuff since July 4th!)!
2. They looked back on Sodom and Gomorrah and turned into pillars of salt (Hey, it happened to Lot's wife!).
3. The morgue was filled and the hospital staff didn't have any place to put the bodies, so they wheeled them into the ER with hopes that no one would notice.
4. Modern art?
5. New product... "Patient Dust Covers!" Perhaps the ShamWow dude can promote them.
6. Human "shell game?" Watch closely as I shuffle them around. Now, can you pick which one has the body under it? You're right... they all do!
7. They forgot to cut the eye holes out on their hijabs.
8. Stalagmites? (They're the ones that develop from the ground up.)
9. If Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants was an Albino starfish, this is what he'd look like.
10. Portable "Smoking Pods" for people that just have to light one up but find themselves in a "non-smoking area."

Notice the guy on the left? He's watching the movie, 'Mama Mia" and laughing hysterically saying, "This is the funniest movie I've ever seen!" Okay. First of all it's a "chick flick." Secondly, it's a musical for crying out loud and it's not that funny. And finally, TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! There are aliens amongst us!

FEEL BETTER MOM!

britney gives david's top ten list

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/08/19/britney-spears-letterman-video-top-10-list/

2009

Britney Spears did the Top 10 List on David Letterman, August 18, 2009.

“If Britney Were President.”

Britney wore a black bikini with a red rose in her hair and sat on a desk as she read the Top 10 list off. You have to admit, she looked pretty good..

Here’s the list:

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo

8. Free pie for everybody

7. My situation room would be a cabana in the Palm resort in Las Vegas

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”

5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

 

she might just get elected.  britney in 2012.

imagine this election- britney vs palin!

vanessa keep your clothes on

dane cook gives vanessa advice that her mom should have given her along time ago.

ok, vanessa's mom sit down and have a talk with your daughter so comedians aren't having "the talk" with her on tv

just a thought

http://showhype.com/video/dane_cook_tells_vanessa_hudgens_to_keep_her_clothes_on/

gun hidden in folds of fat!

http://perezhilton.com/2009-08-11-obese-inmate-hides-gun-in-flabs-of-fat

obese inmate hides gun in the folds of his fat.  yuck!

jenny craig should scoop this guy up.  so long kirsty, goodbye valerie,

hello george!

want to be the next billy mays?

auditions for the next billy mays.  theo the auditions are in tampa i think you should

give it a try.  

http://www.prettyboring.com/?q=node/11665

best of jaywalking

best of jay leno's jaywalking

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/08/04/Hilarious-Proof-of-How-Bad-U.S.-Educational-System-Really-Is.aspx

taco bell closed at lunch?

kid one and kid two wanted to go to taco bell for lunch today.

i agreed but we had to go through the drive thru.

i pulled up to give my order and the woman said they are closed.

i looked at the time it was 12:01.  i said you aren't open at lunch?

the women said not today. i said what?  she said they aren't going to serve lunch today.  

 that's insane!

lee lee