lee lee and theo

another bird story

sorry i haven't posted much this week.  i have been focused on theo speaking thursday.  if you are in orlando thursday come check him out.

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now back to blogging:)

i was telling a friend about my last post.  the story of the dog eating the birds head off.  she said that is nothing post my bird story.  so here it is...

when lorraina was a child her dad made her a bird cage and bought her a bird. the bars of the cage were just big enough for the bird to stick his head out.   they would leave the bird in the cage out on their back porch.  it seemed to enjoy being outside.  one day lorraina came home and the bird was dead.  

causes of death...

-a cat got it.

- her dad had taught the bird to say here kitty kitty.

she is right her bird story beats the other bird story and should be posted.

i don't think there is enough therapy to fix this one.

the dog and the bird

this is one odd conversation i overheard...

i went to the grocery store to get a few items last night.

i heard a small child ask his mom if they needed bird seed.

she said "no, the dog killed your bird"

the boy looked up at me and said "the dog bit my birds head off".

the mom looked at me and said "it's ok it was just a rooster".

then she said "i don't know if we should have more birds with a dog like ours".

what could i say. 

omg, again i am at a lose for words.

lee lee

toys at mcdonald's

i took kid one and kid two to mcdonald's monday.

they only wanted to go because of the toy. 

the toy for a boy was batman legos, the toy for a girl was wizard of oz dolls.

kid two is a girl but wanted the boy toy. (i have to agree batman legos beat a doll)

we went through the drive thru.  they asked do you want the toy for a girl or a boy.  i said two toys for boys. 

after i got the food (and before i left the window) i check out the toy situation.

it was two dolls.  (girl dolls, they were wearing dresses)

i said to the cashier "i wanted the boy toys."  the cashier said "those are the boy toys."

i said "you have got to be kidding me?"

we went through a parade of employees all swearing that this was the toy for boys (even though the signs everywhere said batman legos). 

you be the judge, does this look like the toys for boys?

lee lee
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come hear theo speak!

theo is speaking september 25th in orlando, fl!!

if you will be in orlando the 25th click here to get all the info.

you don't want to miss this one!!

 

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lee lee

the card hallmark doesn't have

this is an odd story, but true.  keep reading.

my aunt sue is going to die soon.  she has cancer.

kid one and kid two write her and send her pictures.  kid one heard my mom talking to me about aunt sue and heard that she wouldn't live much longer.

kid one went in the other room to write her a letter.  a few minutes later he came to me and said "what should i write? i'm really really sorry that you are going to die."

i said "oh no honey don't say that!"

kid one looked at me and said "why not, doesn't she know that she is going to die?"

i told him to talk to her about anything else but that.  so he did, he wrote to her about build a bear. one of his favorite places.

i thought this was so funny.  

i think kid one just found a card that hallmark doesn't make. 

lee lee

dog bites owners toe off

Dogs Bite Blog: Miniature Dachshund Gnaws Off Owner's Toe ...

omg!  a dog bites his owners toe off!

i'm sorry i am even posting this, but i couldn't resist.  it is so bizzare!

kid one wants a dog so bad, i guess i should say wanted a dog so bad.

now he is afraid to have a dog.  he thinks it's a dog or toes and he's going with the toes.

moldy cookies and emotional distress

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/3524408/

a prisoner is going to sue a jail because he ate moldy cookies and got sick.

 he bought a bag of cookies and ate half the bag.  then he noticed the cookies were moldy (he ate a half of a bag of cookies before he noticed they were moldy!)

i feel bad for him but wouldn't you have noticed the mold before you ate half a bag?

he  plans to sue for emotional distress? 

hello kitty debit card

i have good news and bad news.

the good news-

my bank now has a hello kitty debit and credit card.

i went to the bank saturday and noticed it.  i filled out the necessary forms to change my card.  when i was done the teller said "your cards will arrive in about ten days."  i said to the teller "cards, plural.  i only have one debit card."  she said "but there are two names on this account.  this will change the debit card of everyone on the account to hello kitty."

the bad news-

theo your debit card is now hello kitty.

look on the bright side, you won't pull that hello kitty card out in front of people so you will probably save money. 

Lee Lee

Egg Roll Anyone?

Spirit of Ruth, I mean Truth, has it's issues, but I found this on my latest food extravaganza at a Chinese Restaurant that I frequent...I mean used to frequent.

I guess this is what is referred to as a "Pu Pu Platter."

THEO

this picture is real!

 this picture is real and thank god it is not from flordia.

my mom gave it to me from a paper in virginia.

sometimes there are just no words. (ok, for me it is very, very, very, rare to have no words) 

please help fill in the blank.

they are holding guns in their wedding picture because_________________