lee lee and theo

britney gives david's top ten list

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/08/19/britney-spears-letterman-video-top-10-list/

2009

Britney Spears did the Top 10 List on David Letterman, August 18, 2009.

“If Britney Were President.”

Britney wore a black bikini with a red rose in her hair and sat on a desk as she read the Top 10 list off. You have to admit, she looked pretty good..

Here’s the list:

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo

8. Free pie for everybody

7. My situation room would be a cabana in the Palm resort in Las Vegas

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”

5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

 

she might just get elected.  britney in 2012.

imagine this election- britney vs palin!

vanessa keep your clothes on

dane cook gives vanessa advice that her mom should have given her along time ago.

ok, vanessa's mom sit down and have a talk with your daughter so comedians aren't having "the talk" with her on tv

just a thought

http://showhype.com/video/dane_cook_tells_vanessa_hudgens_to_keep_her_clothes_on/

gun hidden in folds of fat!

http://perezhilton.com/2009-08-11-obese-inmate-hides-gun-in-flabs-of-fat

obese inmate hides gun in the folds of his fat.  yuck!

jenny craig should scoop this guy up.  so long kirsty, goodbye valerie,

hello george!

want to be the next billy mays?

auditions for the next billy mays.  theo the auditions are in tampa i think you should

give it a try.  

http://www.prettyboring.com/?q=node/11665

best of jaywalking

best of jay leno's jaywalking

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/08/04/Hilarious-Proof-of-How-Bad-U.S.-Educational-System-Really-Is.aspx

taco bell closed at lunch?

kid one and kid two wanted to go to taco bell for lunch today.

i agreed but we had to go through the drive thru.

i pulled up to give my order and the woman said they are closed.

i looked at the time it was 12:01.  i said you aren't open at lunch?

the women said not today. i said what?  she said they aren't going to serve lunch today.  

 that's insane!

lee lee