Soooo... Leelee's mom fell and was taken to the hospital. She's still there... but she's doing much better.
While waiting in the Emergency Room (ER), my father-in-law and I couldn't help but notice three strange apparitions. I offer the following suggestions.
- Dressed as ghosts, they thought they'd get an early start on Halloween (Damn Walmart for displaying their Halloween stuff since July 4th!)!
- They looked back on Sodom and Gomorrah and turned into pillars of salt (Hey, it happened to Lot's wife!).
- The morgue was filled and the hospital staff didn't have any place to put the bodies, so they wheeled them into the ER with hopes that no one would notice.
- Modern art?
- New product... "Patient Dust Covers!" Perhaps the ShamWow dude can promote them.
- Human "shell game?" Watch closely as I shuffle them around. Now, can you pick which one has the body under it? You're right... they all do!
- They forgot to cut the eye holes out on their hijabs.
- Stalagmites? (They're the ones that develop from the ground up.)
- If Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants was an Albino starfish, this is what he'd look like.
- Portable "Smoking Pods" for people that just have to light one up but find themselves in a "non-smoking area."
Notice the guy on the left? He's watching the movie, 'Mama Mia" and laughing hysterically saying, "This is the funniest movie I've ever seen!" Okay. First of all it's a "chick flick." Secondly, it's a musical for crying out loud and it's not that funny. And finally, TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! There are aliens amongst us!
FEEL BETTER MOM!
