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tori come back!

it looks like tori spelling isn't coming back to the new 90210.  tori, say it isn't so!

money issues appear to be holding her back.  i think she's worth the same as shannen doherty and jennie garth.  what do you think?

but when you grow up with the kind of money aaron spelling, had i guess you look at money a little different than other people.

i did the make up for promos for aaron spelling's book (and other projects i don't remember). what i do remember is aaron having an amazing office... and security that brought me up to his office... and china cups and saucers... and pictures of tori EVERYWHERE... and him proudly working her into the conversation at every possible opportunity... and the office had heated doorknobs (yes, you read that right: HEATED DOORKNOBS!!)... and... oh never mind.

anyway, good luck tori!  i hope they pay you enough to have heated doorknobs for your house.

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Lee Lee

In Lee Lee's defense about Adam Ant...

In Lee Lee's defense regarding Adam Ant, she's led a sheltered life. Her taste in music has been in country, and I'm talking hardcore country. "None of this stuff they're playing now," she'd tell you. We're talking Bluegrass greats like, Ricky Scaggs, Flatt and Scruggs, The Foggy Mountain Boys,... perhaps even Little Jimmy Dickens.

She'd be strumming and picking to the tunes of "Keep My Skillet Good and Greasy," "Lord, Build Me a Cabin In Glory Land," or the ever popular, "May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose."

Had Lee Lee's makeup artist friend told her that Bill Monroe bought her her boobs, Lee Lee would have given her a curious, "You don't say?" Perhaps even jumping out of her chair and ask to take a second look at them.

But Adam Ant, well with his almost one hit wonder, "Goody Two Shoes," who could blame her for not knowing who he was? I can guarantee that the needle of her stereophonic record player never rode the grooves of that 45.

Heck, when we first started dating, she didn't even know who wrote the song, "Old Time Rock n' Roll." And she'll still argue me that Buck Owen's version of "Act Naturally" is better than that of Ringo Starr's. I disagree.

Brad and Angie's Twins???

Okay... other than Brad himself, what guy really cares?

And you ask where I have been for the past 9 months? Well let me just say I've been staying in touch with many more important newsworthy items.

My Top Ten List Includes:

     10. Following the NBA Playoffs

      9.  Watching the Super Bowl (should have been the Pats!)

      8.  Watching the Stanley Cup Championship

      7.  Watching The Men's U.S. Open Golf Championship

      6.  Watching The Women's U.S. Open Golf Championship (well for three holes)

      5.  Watching the price of gas go up at the Shell station down the street (almost hourly).

      4.  Following the story about the man who shot his lawnmower because he couldn't get it started (What man hasn't considered this option?).

      3.  Watching 20 of the 21 Stages of the Tour de France (missed #9).

      2.  Watching "Celebrity Circus" Reality TV (Was pulling for Wee Man to win. Who's Wee Man? Click Here. ).

And the umber 1 Top Ten List of More Important Newsworthy Items is:

      1.  Trying to follow Brett Favre on Mapquest as he jumps around the country and where he lands...no one knows (Green Bay? Tampa Bay? Minnesota? Green Bay?... re-retirement?)

Perhaps some of our readers would like to share their own "Top Ten List of More Important Things Than To Follow Brad and Angie's Twins Story."

P.S. Will they be showing just the twins or will Angelina be in the pictures too?