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“Guest Rated #1 Shower” What the...?

Saw this billboard the other day (picture above):

“Guest Rated #1 Shower”

They’re kidding… right?

They mean to tell me that the showers at Holiday Inn Express are so good that their guests take the time to rate them? And they say, "WOW?" R – i – g – h - t!

I want Holiday Inn Express to produce the survey for me. I want to see the question that says:

1. On a scale of “1” to “10” where “1” stands for, “dust drips from the showerhead” and “10” stands for, "WOW!" please rate our showers.

Even if their showers were better than the one… say… at my house… to date, I have never... EVER... booked a hotel based on their showers! E - V - E - R!!

I mean THAT’S the BEST selling point that Holiday Inn Express has to offer to try to L – U – R – E me… you… to their hotel?

 

How about comfortable beds? Or a TV remote that WORKS!?! Don't forget the FREE Wi-Fi! Or MORE Creamora packs for the in-room coffee! But showers? I spend like what... 5 minutes in the shower?

 

Yeah... good selling point. I'm hooked! ~~Theo

What the ...?

Soooo... Leelee's mom fell and was taken to the hospital. She's still there... but she's doing much better.

While waiting in the Emergency Room (ER), my father-in-law and I couldn't help but notice three strange apparitions. I offer the following suggestions.

1. Dressed as ghosts, they thought they'd get an early start on Halloween (Damn Walmart for displaying their Halloween stuff since July 4th!)!
2. They looked back on Sodom and Gomorrah and turned into pillars of salt (Hey, it happened to Lot's wife!).
3. The morgue was filled and the hospital staff didn't have any place to put the bodies, so they wheeled them into the ER with hopes that no one would notice.
4. Modern art?
5. New product... "Patient Dust Covers!" Perhaps the ShamWow dude can promote them.
6. Human "shell game?" Watch closely as I shuffle them around. Now, can you pick which one has the body under it? You're right... they all do!
7. They forgot to cut the eye holes out on their hijabs.
8. Stalagmites? (They're the ones that develop from the ground up.)
9. If Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants was an Albino starfish, this is what he'd look like.
10. Portable "Smoking Pods" for people that just have to light one up but find themselves in a "non-smoking area."

Notice the guy on the left? He's watching the movie, 'Mama Mia" and laughing hysterically saying, "This is the funniest movie I've ever seen!" Okay. First of all it's a "chick flick." Secondly, it's a musical for crying out loud and it's not that funny. And finally, TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! There are aliens amongst us!

FEEL BETTER MOM!

Why Drinking and Porcupines don't Mix!

  Okay LeeLee, I'm taking this one. Came across this from... where else? Twitter.

This has got to be one of the most idiotic things I've read (Of course there are a lot of idiotic things we see that get posted on www.leeleeandtheo.com!)

What I find unbelievable and blows my mind is that a law like this even exists! This obviously means that at some point in Florida history, there was a lot of this strange activity going on... perhaps of pedemic proportions... and a law had to be written to prevent the decline of the Floridian population... of humans, that is.

Then again, here's a reason for why the law does exist!

I don't want to give it away. You be the judge. Check it out.

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