Saw this billboard the other day (picture above):
“Guest Rated #1 Shower”
They’re kidding… right?
They mean to tell me that the showers at Holiday Inn Express are so good that their guests take the time to rate them? And they say, "WOW?" R – i – g – h - t!
I want Holiday Inn Express to produce the survey for me. I want to see the question that says:
1. On a scale of “1” to “10” where “1” stands for, “dust drips from the showerhead” and “10” stands for, "WOW!" please rate our showers.
Even if their showers were better than the one… say… at my house… to date, I have never... EVER... booked a hotel based on their showers! E - V - E - R!!
I mean THAT’S the BEST selling point that Holiday Inn Express has to offer to try to L – U – R – E me… you… to their hotel?
How about comfortable beds? Or a TV remote that WORKS!?! Don't forget the FREE Wi-Fi! Or MORE Creamora packs for the in-room coffee! But showers? I spend like what... 5 minutes in the shower?
Yeah... good selling point. I'm hooked! ~~Theo
